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Hellllo there. By now you already know this, but I'm gonna tell you again just to be annoying and redundant; We are The Basterds. We're back! we never left...
Our mission: mediocrity, mild irritation, senselessness and being aimlessly inappropriate.
Our tongues are in our cheeks, so please avoid being offended, or avoid us altogether.
Oh, and I've heard some of us like art. Poetry, imagery and prose. Do it. Questions? Read the damn Ordinance.
Come with us, or... ...well, nothing. :smoking:

1:2 Not for the faint of heart.
2:3 We're brutally honest, and full of shit.
3:4 Profanity is tolerated, to a certain extent.
4:5 I have a pocket veto. There's rarely a reason.
5:6 Racism or sexism of any sort will not be tolerated (though females are superior).
6:7 Bribing officials is encouraged and enforced.
7:8 Avoid politics, please. You're wrong anyway...
9:10 You have to be a member to submit. It's all about exclusivity, baby.
10:11 I hate to be fair, but let's only submit one deviation to the "Featured" and "Favorites" galleries per member, per day.
11:12 Pluto is still a frigging planet. End of discussion.
12:12.1 The more active members may receive an administrator invite.
12:12.2 The less active administrators may be moved to member status.
12:13 Please include our avatar or a link on any comments related to the club. Yes, we need plugs. No, I'm really not ashamed.
13:14 Weak-ass coffee or cheap alcohol are not permitted.
14:15 We have a smoking section.
15:16 You are to remove the safety labels from all products (necessary for culling purposes).
16:17 If you submit to the wrong folder, your submission will be rejected or removed.
17:18 If something is lost or stolen, you can't prove anything.
18:19 Do not submit your own work to the Favorites. We're narcissistic, but come on...
19:20 You're free to pretend this is a democracy, but really, it's a monarchy.
20:21 Approved and sanctioned by the CIA, FDA, FAA and USDA. fuckin-A.

rules are set into opposition, and will be subject to random change, without cause or notice. results may vary. call now. your life will be complete. hallelujah. holy shit. if you actually read this, there's something a little wrong with you.
Founded 8 Years ago
Jan 31, 2010


Group Focus
Art Creation

Media Type
love & death

165 Members
125 Watchers
13,431 Pageviews
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"Don't scream, or I'll leave it there"

-my sister

Gallery Folders

Concerned Citizen by OcularInflux
Brat by OcularInflux
Untitled II. by mistress-macabre
Poetry in Motion Sickness
Imagery in RGB... no shit, sherlock.
Straw and bamboo hut by reeh0
Dawn by reeh0


"We're better than you, and we know it!"

-White Goodman

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"If you're not first, you're last"

-Ricky Bobby
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There were many great responses to the Thanksgiving Challenge, but :icony-o-d-h: said it best.  The rest of us might as well put an 'L' on our foreheads.  His is the last comment on the Challenge blog. Check it out and give him props.

In other news, we have a new song of the week, day, or month. Proceed with caution and take it with a grain of salt. I laughed 'til I couldn't breathe... The Golden Rule Song

:iconthebasterds: "yeah, what the fuck are you lookin' at?"
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Song of the Week, Day or Month (haven't the foggiest...)


a little advice for all you gentlemen out there: The Golden Rule Song

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Don't try to lead us to corruption. We already know the way.








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FilthyPicturesLtd Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016   Filmographer
Hey you Basterds! I wanna be a Basterd too! Can I be a Basterd too? ^^
AngelesLaVeau Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for accepting me! Good call. If I can help out, note me.
Vanleith Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011   Digital Artist
Hey! Thank you very much for the request! :D
Tsukapon44 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the invite
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MMDanielson Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Professional General Artist
You mopes picked Chuck Norris over Clint Eastwood. Seriously? What theeee fuck.
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