Hellllo there. By now you already know this, but I'm gonna tell you again just to be annoying and redundant; We are The Basterds. We're back! _{we never left...}
Our mission: mediocrity, mild irritation, senselessness and being aimlessly inappropriate.
Our tongues are in our cheeks, so please avoid being offended, or avoid us altogether.
Oh, and I've heard some of us like art. Poetry, imagery and prose. Do it. Questions? Read the damn Ordinance.
Come with us, or... _{...well, nothing.}

Ordinance:
^1:2 Not for the faint of heart.
^2:3 We're brutally honest, and full of shit.
^3:4 Profanity is tolerated, to a certain extent.
^4:5 I have a pocket veto. There's rarely a reason.
^5:6 Racism or sexism of any sort will not be tolerated (though females are superior).
^6:7 Bribing officials is encouraged and enforced.
^7:8 Avoid politics, please. You're wrong anyway...
^9:10 You have to be a member to submit. It's all about exclusivity, baby.
^10:11 I hate to be fair, but let's only submit one deviation to the "Featured" and "Favorites" galleries per member, per day.
^11:12 Pluto is still a frigging planet. End of discussion.
^12:12.1 The more active members may receive an administrator invite.
^12:12.2 The less active administrators may be moved to member status.
^12:13 Please include our avatar or a link on any comments related to the club. Yes, we need plugs. No, I'm really not ashamed.
^13:14 Weak-ass coffee or cheap alcohol are not permitted.
^14:15 We have a smoking section.
^15:16 You are to remove the safety labels from all products (necessary for culling purposes).
^16:17 If you submit to the wrong folder, your submission will be rejected or removed.
^17:18 If something is lost or stolen, you can't prove anything.
^18:19 Do not submit your own work to the Favorites. We're narcissistic, but come on...
^19:20 You're free to pretend this is a democracy, but really, it's a monarchy.
^20:21 Approved and sanctioned by the CIA, FDA, FAA and USDA. fuckin-A.

^{rules are set into opposition, and will be subject to random change, without cause or notice. results may vary. call now. your life will be complete. hallelujah. holy shit.} _{if you actually read this, there's something a little wrong with you.}

Hellllo there. By now you already know this, but I'm gonna tell you again just to be annoying and redundant; We are The Basterds. We're back! _{we never left...}
Our mission: mediocrity, mild irritation, senselessness and being aimlessly inappropriate.
Our tongues are in our cheeks, so please avoid being offended, or avoid us altogether.
Oh, and I've heard some of us like art. Poetry, imagery and prose. Do it. Questions? Read the damn Ordinance.
Come with us, or... _{...well, nothing.}

Ordinance:
^1:2 Not for the faint of heart.
^2:3 We're brutally honest, and full of shit.
^3:4 Profanity is tolerated, to a certain extent.
^4:5 I have a pocket veto. There's rarely a reason.
^5:6 Racism or sexism of any sort will not be tolerated (though females are superior).
^6:7 Bribing officials is encouraged and enforced.
^7:8 Avoid politics, please. You're wrong anyway...
^9:10 You have to be a member to submit. It's all about exclusivity, baby.
^10:11 I hate to be fair, but let's only submit one deviation to the "Featured" and "Favorites" galleries per member, per day.
^11:12 Pluto is still a frigging planet. End of discussion.
^12:12.1 The more active members may receive an administrator invite.
^12:12.2 The less active administrators may be moved to member status.
^12:13 Please include our avatar or a link on any comments related to the club. Yes, we need plugs. No, I'm really not ashamed.
^13:14 Weak-ass coffee or cheap alcohol are not permitted.
^14:15 We have a smoking section.
^15:16 You are to remove the safety labels from all products (necessary for culling purposes).
^16:17 If you submit to the wrong folder, your submission will be rejected or removed.
^17:18 If something is lost or stolen, you can't prove anything.
^18:19 Do not submit your own work to the Favorites. We're narcissistic, but come on...
^19:20 You're free to pretend this is a democracy, but really, it's a monarchy.
^20:21 Approved and sanctioned by the CIA, FDA, FAA and USDA. fuckin-A.

^{rules are set into opposition, and will be subject to random change, without cause or notice. results may vary. call now. your life will be complete. hallelujah. holy shit.} _{if you actually read this, there's something a little wrong with you.}